N.Y. on Alert Again

Mayor Bloomberg and Senator Schumer along with an assorted host of others representing the NY Transit Authority, OHS, and Emergency Response were holding a press conference several hours ago. The topic? A somewhat credible... but not so credible to be actually be considered credible unidentified or classified source.... who is reported to be an Iraqi insuregent... or would the Times call him a patriot... captured during a recent sweep by U.S. Forces. An entourage assembled to let us in on the latest news, although it was actually provided a couple of days ago to them... in order to show their upfrontedness and to help us be safe... yet they can't agree on what is safe to say and what is classified.
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Is it still considered classified once the press prints the details?
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What we have been informed is that 19 alQ terrorists, as I refer to them, have infiltrated N.Y.C. in order to plant and detonate bombs, like those used in Madrid and London within the N.Y.C. Subway system. They are reportedly Iraqi so I assume that the useless bag screening of 90 year old blind caucasian ladies and overweight, middle-aged businessmen will begin immediately.