In The Nooze

You know, I love to mix my news sources. Allowing myself to enjoy some of the stupidity that is all around us like a comedy show where tickets are free is the best of all worlds. Well, this one anyway.

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I've got to ask you...If a man trips in the forest and no women are around, is he still a dork?

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Well, I'm not mentioning any names with that one. Here are a few recent headlines that I thought you would enjoy.

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Attention Defecit

Crime Stinks

Maybe he'll die

Good thing this theater isn't in my town

Funny thing, irony...

NO prediction made in 2001

No brains in Texas?

Might be worth a drive

100 years and still driving

I think the punishment is hangin'

Strange Fundraiser

Who's he kidding

Nothing better to fight

That's a lotta pie

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Have to share this one with you...When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor homeparked on a Seattle street, he got much more than hebargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find anill man curled up next to a motor home trying to stealgasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home'ssewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicledeclined to press charges, saying that it was the bestlaugh he'd ever had.

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I hope that you enjoyed these as much as I did. ciao4now